On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away
Santa Singh went straight round to visit his grandmother.
When he asked how his grandpa had died, his granny explained
'He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning'
Horrified Santa suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was
surely asking for trouble.
'Oh no' granny replied, 'We had sex every Sunday morning,
in time with the local church bells, in with the dings and
out with the dongs.'
She paused, and wiped away a tear. 'If it wasn't for that
damn fire engine going past, he'd still be alive!'
Santa Singh went straight round to visit his grandmother.
When he asked how his grandpa had died, his granny explained
'He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning'
Horrified Santa suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was
surely asking for trouble.
'Oh no' granny replied, 'We had sex every Sunday morning,
in time with the local church bells, in with the dings and
out with the dongs.'
She paused, and wiped away a tear. 'If it wasn't for that
damn fire engine going past, he'd still be alive!'
No comments:
Post a Comment