Bollywood and Software

*  DO loop
   Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
   bhi rahega

*  IF THEN ELSE
   Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
   ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

*  RETURN statement
   aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

*  Procedure call
   aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

*  malloc()
   Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

*  exit(), suspend
   Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

*  for(;;), the infinite loop
   hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
   gaate rahenge hum tum...

*  [remote login:]
   tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

*  [ network busy ]
   suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...

*  Two Recursive functions calling each other
   muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
   tum,  pahle tum.....

*  extern variable
   hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
   pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

*  static/local variable
   Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan    

*  SUBROUTINE
   Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......

*  Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
   Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera
   sona.....

*  Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
   Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei
   chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara.....

*  FILE NOT FOUND
   Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa......

*  Global application
   Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
   bhi dil hai hindustani......