A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai.
He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic
seems worse than usual we're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down thehighway in
between the cars and he rolls down his window and
says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all
depressed. She's lying down in the middle of the highway
and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and
light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores
for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection
for her".