Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train

Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in train
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train
comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting
there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after
Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.
Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but
kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss
Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.


Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another
tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush
again.