Wednesday 28 September 2011

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices
for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she
doesn't have. She asks, 'What are those round things
hanging there, daddy?'

Proudly, he replies, 'Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples
of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here.'

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy
has said.

To which mommy asks, 'Did he say anything about the dead
branch they're hanging from?'

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